"what would the founding fathers think if they could see America today"
probably something extremely racist
"Why are all these colored people and women acting like they have rights? Wait, they have rights???"
Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom