phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

smjbws:

thoughtsofablackgirl:

aliasvaughn:

torisoulphoenix:

marylinj:

sale-aholic:

gladi8rs:

iamvictoriaanne:

The Obama ladies are GORGEOUS!

All encompassing fabulous! Mummy would term this, “ladies who lunch”. That’s a good thing, by the way.” LOL

This picture deserves a good theme song.
They look wonderful! 
Love.

Awww, and where are we off to, ladies?

WEEEEEEEERRRRRK!!!!!!!

What a fantastic photo!

They are growing up so beautifully!
-Tie

true beauty
godzillacat:

silohouettes:

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.

I was about to get angry
cooolasssluusshhh:

Yo deadass!

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

smjbws:

dearoldbree:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

ohdaesusie:







HEEEELL NO

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

how to kiss

kinkydonuts:


[step 1]
open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

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[step 3] move in for the kill

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tokomon:

*starts drama*

*gets dragged nearly to death*

"i think i’m going to take a break from tumblr. this is such a toxic place and im glad i have real life friends so fuck you bitches im out."

*watches a show on netflix for 1 day while still on tumblr without posting/reblogging*

*comes back the next day* “did yall miss me? :D”

*starts drama*

smjbws:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

find-a-way-out:

neelysworld:

titytwochainz:

plsss

LOL

Stared at this for 48 seconds before I got it and I fucking went ballistic

explain it :(

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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